Sunday, 28 June 2026

The Pretender-Banate of Auric-Nemus

 My commiserations, it's more Antarctica hexfills. 

A hapless adventurer (and C.U.L.T asset) flees from Qersh-Qersh, Queen of All Slugs.

Find the Hexes below. I do however, recommend exploring them via the Antarctica Adventure Jam webmap instead. 

In Auric-Nemus one may;

  • fight the CIA
  • do guerilla warfare
  • do a giant slug's bidding
  • drink fermented zebra milk
  • eat smoked sloth and deep-fried butterfly
  • do opium
  • dig for gold
  • work out with the strongest man on earth
  • free slaves
  • take slaves
  • make zombies
  • save vs doom or get a wife and child
  • become a Lisan al-Gaib style king
  • play beer pong


### 35-357 The Last and Hidden Hideout of Ban Ceiba-riv


### 51-360 The Hidden Tomb of Wattieza-Juk, The Smilodon-Ban


Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Deus Ex Verbum: Interesting Religions, Dogmas, Sects and Philosophies via Wiktionary

If a religion is what its followers do, then start with a single verb and extrapolate.

All images from Alphonse Mucha's Slav Epic

Psych, this post isn't about gods at all, it's about their followers. This post is inspired by Mindsorm Press’s Biblically Inaccurate Religions, which I'd recommend reading first. In it, author Ty and an expert friend sketch out believable religions such as the Renunciants (who reject worldliness) and the Testifiers (ecstatic proselytisers). I shall also append James Young's Denialists (nonconformist zealots).

What do all these religions have in common? Their names. Nomen est omen, baby. More specifically, a single verb: to Renounce, to Testify, to Deny. Entire dogmas, religious practices, modes of being and worldviews can flow from a single verb. 

To me, this seems to produce religions that feel more grounded because you're starting with the believer and their character, rather than with gods, cosmologies or surface aesthetics which tend to be noun-based. Just work on stuff the players will have to deal with first - no more moon-worshippers who are notable only for wearing silvery moon robes, who pray to the moon and talk about how great the moon is. 

So, pick a verb (or obtain one at random from Wiktionary) and build a religion's practices, adherents and worldview around that word. 

Now, Wiktionary. Wiktionary is Wikipedia but for words and phrases and it has a rather customisable random page functionality. As of writing, it has 57,476 ‘verb’ pages. Try fitting that on a random table! Some are crude, some are hyper-specific scientific terms, but the breadth is unmatched. Click on the link below three times or less and pick your favourite.

THE STEPS:

1. Obtain a VERB.

2. Agentify the verb (don't fret, this isn't the religion's final name, merely its true, secret, working name. That said, it can serve as a nickname). Add a suffix or similar to the verb such as:

  • Verb-ites
  • Verb-ists
  • Verb-men
  • Verb-ers
  • Verb-ians
  • Verb-istas
  • Those who Verb

3. Read the verb’s definition. Imagine a religion whose central virtue, philosophy, dogma or instinctive response to the world is that verb, literally or metaphorically. Extrapolate, free associate. See the prompts below for ideas. 

4. Only once you are satisfied with the behaviour core, you can begin to name holy books, gods, great evils, holy sites. 

5. Optional: To generate a sect, get a random adjective and apply that to your Verb. How does it alter an adherent’s behaviour?


Step 3 Prompts:

*Choose at least 4 of the following. Consider how the verb colours an adherent's:

- Method of Worship
- Relation to the Other (this is a useful one)
- Reaction to good (and/or) bad fortune.
- Day to day life, relationship with the mundane
- Aesthetic and material culture
- Relationship with self
- Relationship with the supernatural 
- Method of Proselytisation (if any)
- Cultural practices not included above
- Taboos (often the inverse of the verb)

RANDOM VERB HERE 

RANDOM ADJECTIVE HERE (for SECT CREATION)

Example Religion and Sect Sketches: 

(Apologies if these examples are a little rough and ready, they are truly sketches, but that’s how most world-building starts, no? They’re also the verbs Wiktionary bequeathed me, no fakery here,)


Toilers
Toil - to labour

Hard work and graft. Wealth obtained by means other than personal labour is deemed unworthy, otherwise wealth is fine. This leads to much flatter hierarchies in Toiler societies (each man is a farmer, warrior-king and priest in his own right) and a persecution of Toilers in societies where the elite see this as a threat. Many a Toiler has turned agrarian revolutionary. Earthy, their hymns are working songs. Their place of worship is wherever a fellow Toiler is working. (You can see I have done some extrapolation here using my LIMITED IMAGINATION)

Taboo: Idleness


Relexicalisians
Relexicalise - to change the lexicon of; to use different words for. To relexicalize a word. 

Mystic-cum-bureaucratic shakers. Seekers of a new divine speak, holy books are new codexes/dictionaries of words. Possible tiered faith as new words are unveiled to them until one is speaking entirely in their holy tongue, like if Scientology was centred around mystic-divine conlang. Their ceremonies are akin to language study groups. Readings are conducted at a level appropriate to each congregation's understanding. Have an academic bend and are knowledgeable of secular tongues. They curse and praise with unintelligible sayings. Sing new songs, write fiction and non-fiction. Utopianists, they question a lot of social assumptions and norms but they have less impact as the wider population don’t understand what they are saying or writing.

 

SECT: The 'evil-tempered' Relexicalisians

Essentially militant religio-linguists. If radical enough, they may form cadres and cells. If large enough, warbands and holy armies with the goal of holy linguistic war. After an attack, strapped to the body of a suicide-knifeman is a missive to terror written in Relexicalisian. They speak their language to spite you for your ignorance and their presence gives orthodox Relexicalisians a hard time. 


Those who 'sky the towel'
Sky the towel - (Australia, slang) To give up; to surrender.

Hippies, pacifistic, ego-death entheogen drinkers. Deferential in any moment of conflict or disagreement (some interpret this as untrustworthiness), possible nudist element, sky burials. They love bunting and flags. When afraid, they endeavour to assume a reclined or fetal position, or they walk away with their hands raised to the heavens. Can often do this when things become difficult and have a reputation for idleness. This is not to say they are inherently pacifistic, I’m sure they’d drop a big rock on someone if it would kill their target instantly. 

Taboo: Conflict or disagreement. 


Hit-rock-bottom Men
Hit Rock Bottom, to reach the lowest possible state in one’s life.

Piety is expressed by the lowness of your station and condition. A faith of squalid hermitage, fasting and barely-productive physical exhaustion. Extremely stoic, verging on self-annihilation. Possible religious experiences akin to voluntary slavery to a church or similar institution with Spartan conditions and long hours. Drinking to oblivion is acceptable, while drinking in moderation is not. If you are having a bad time, a Rock-Bottomer would encourage you to make it worse. When isolated, their communities are utopian, albeit uncomfortable and you might be a little hungry.  

Taboo: Guilt-free indulgence. Moderation. 


The Slurper-Uppers
Slurp up, to consume by slurping.

They listen greedily to holy folk of all types, congregations stampede. They ‘consume’ everything, the psycho-physio-spiritual body will either reject or digest it. Prayers and ceremonies are often said with sacred wines poured onto the ground to be slurped up. They hold drunkardly, feasting debates with much agreement and hassling for the attention of whomever seems to be channeling the most divine wisdom. Believers tend to be more open to new experiences and worldviews and respectful to the point of near-obsession with philosophers, holy or wise-folk of any and all faiths save those they have previously rejected. 

While the slurpers must have a strong figurehead deity, most Slurper Upper communities tend to take on the features of their local dominant Religion. For this reason the religion is not set to last much longer as many 'slurp up' too much of the dogma of other faiths and are readily converted. Even those with the most eclectic of beliefs will in time found their own autonomous sects. 


SECT: Neo-Ottoman Slurper-Uppers

A small bacchanal sect that became obsessed with the 'slurping up' the teaching of philosophers of a long dead empire and by extension, the historic figures of said empire. Their militarism has led to at least some genuine conquests, they have now started militarily slurping up whole peoples and cultures. 

WHY? A Ramble and an ADDENDUM:

If the purpose of a system is what it does, then perhaps a religion is what its followers do? The idea of the post is to consider behaviour and habits first. Actual theological justifications can (and should) come later. That way players will understand a faith through the behaviour of its followers rather than the banners they carry or robes they wear and the DM gains a useful heuristic for predicting how adherents react to the world. There is definitely room for a Noun expansion but this draft has been pawed at for too long. Likewise, you can use this method for generating cultures too.

My love of Wiktionary prompted this post by Archons March On which used my random prefix and suffix links (HE STOLE MY IDEA! IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEMIURGE, YOU’RE DEAD). I’ve more Wiktionary inspired posts on the way! 🙂👍

This post was spurred on by Prismatic Wasteland’s RANDOM blogwagon. There are some pretty good randomisifying resources like dice and playing cards, the flight of birds, the entrails of sacrificial animals, and then there are wikis with a good good random page feature. I strongly encourage you to deep dive Wiktionary. To get your brain cooking here are some raw random links:


You can use these as a base to create your own links for any category on Wiktionary, for more specific terms, categories or in other languages. 



Sunday, 31 May 2026

PITY THE CAVEMEN - an OD&D Horror Dungeon

By Frank Frazetta

Alack! Cry WOE and beseech your many-toothed god! For foul, oozing transfigurations befall this troglytic tribe! Let your bone-tipped mace hum - pulp down hordes of yammering, slimesome mutants. For you shall be bathed not in blood, but tears and biting, green spittle.   

A miserable dungeon of pulp savagery and oozing body-horror. 
  • Map, Monsters, gods, NPCs, Magic Items, 28 total rooms/subrooms - 5 pages. Free.

Seriously though, this took forever to write and was at times, a massive pain. 

Also available via Itch.io here

The map was generated via Dave's Mapper (my favourite online map generator) and modified by myself. 

You can check out some of my other dungeons here.

Monday, 25 May 2026

NOM-DE-GROTTE ~ d200 Caveman Names

Kennis & Kennis, MADRID SCIENTIFIC FILM

Cavemen have formal names (those with stretched vowels) and informal (without stretched vowels). Addressing a caveman with their full name may net the players a +1 to their reaction roll. Inspired by Idraluna Archive's OD&D Encounter SOPs. Don't dismiss the names as nonsense immediately, thought went into every one and are presented in the order I thought of them. 

The caveperson naming convention emerged on its own in my prior works - caveman-centric adventure sites. For previously named caveperson NPCs, see Lair of the Cavemen aka Thick Thews, Brutish Brows and Heaving Bosoms, the adventure site collection Six Savage Lairs and (the now unreleased) Pity the Cavemen:
  • Raugwalla ♂️
  • Grooon ♂️
  • Ooolpulgg ♂️ (what a feminine name 💃)
  • Eewallaaa ♀️
  • Bruugg ♂️
  • Big Boruguluu ♂️
  • The Oooogun ♂️
  • Muurrtunga ♂️
  • Lorrgga ♂️
  • Eeexpinik ♀️

Temple of the Bear, by Zdeněk Burian

Cavepeople Automatic Name Roller 
Thanks to Paper Elemental for the generator. 




Portrait of the author, by Zdeněk Burian
The Lists:
Cave-Masculine:
1. Duuurguunna
2. Jughmaaaa
3. Wanuuurgaa
4. Anuuurwal
5. Raaanaaa
6. Luuurg
7. Guuurgamaa
8. Uraaanlik
9. Grooogaa
10. Raspaaapaa
11. Naguuulaa
12. Shuhooog
13. Yuuugeenba
14. Krollgg
15. Quwooodaa
16. Wroguuulaa
17. Shobeeegzob
18. Akaaachagaa
19. Muuurzmaa
20. Crooovqwa
21. Ergooomaa
22. Druuuussssaa
23. Udaaaarshub
24. Hwaaaht
25. Oooooooooooo
26. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
27. Simguuulaa
28. Lokkk
29. Baaatishmaa
30. Owowoon
31. Wahgaawaa
32. Gahaanaaag
33. Murrrkurrrk
34. Blurrrcaa
35. Hooltaalmaa
36. Jaaajaaanak
37. Mroonnwipp
38. Caaawuraa
39. Yuuunk
40. Craavaaanaa
41. Maaamootaa
42. Vaaangovaa
43. Pongopohaa
44. Zojnaaak
45. Orgooonaa
46. Burrrraaaan
47. Yorrrpaapruh
48. Haaapaaadraa
49. Ohwaaawo
50. Ksnaaacwaa
51. Ooowowgaa
52. Hoqaaw
53. Urggurrrgg
54. Oowhoop
55. Agannneeyarrrp
56. Worrrrtuuug
57. Qannnnnn
58. Kolpapaaan
59. Jhurrrgaaandeh
60. Hooshaamaa
61. Harrrrsuurraaan
62. Draaaahhhh
63. Errrrr
64. Uhhhhgggg
65. Snnnrrrrrt
66. Slrrrrrrrsh
67. Burrrrzaa
68. Hurrhurrhurr
69. Thoggggogg
70. Drrrrrr
71. Gerggggugg
72. Wwwwwowchaa
73. Ooogaahh
74. Boogaahh
75. Shrrrrrrkkkkaa
76. Chaaaach
77. Vongoooooo
78. Barrrrrbarrrrbah
79. Graggg
80. Llllllg
81. Ummmguh
82. Raaaaaak
83. Ssssmushhhh
84. Brsssskk
85. Fleeebitaa
86. Agurrrmmm
87. Odfurrrrzzz
88. Odcraaaasaa
89. Ilayaaarajaaa
90. Iskaamsssskk
91. Raaagafommm
92. Woookarayjaa
93. Mbaaa
94. Loooosoo
95. Poyyyytaaavarrren
96. Nnrrmmboo
97. Crooofu
98. Gzzzzmaa
99. Ssssuk
100. Brrurrannnndddaa


Cave-Feminine:
1. Eeeenpunwag
2. Aaaawinwuk
3. Oooolanag
4. Oooojughjugh
5. Ooookanook
6. Qeeepineg
7. Tseeelikan
8. Leeesipwip
9. Saaawupog
10. Duuumama
11. Oooozagdah
12. Oooopremib
13. Qeeesineeg
14. Ceeegineek
15. Aaaaxineep
16. Ieeenogog
17. Aeeestonot
18. Ooaaaxefu
19. Ooofofof
20. Aaakalak
21. Eeeekikik
22. Ofoooosecnag
23. Aaaayapeq
24. Aaaamalaig
25. Vehhhhulu
26. Goolaaaabaanig
27. Izaaaafazhin
28. Edreeegagag
29. Sssssehabag
30. Imaaaawenwen
31. Aaaajaajan
32. Aaaathangaachee
33. Ihaaagahoh
34. Athaaanag
35. Araaaagarej
36. Uzuuuulanam
37. Oooosofig
38. Woomaaanaag
39. Olooooomugug
40. Ecaaaahicah
41. Uhcaaamokop
42. Udoooomazaz
43. Ysssssswihog
44. Xeeeemidid
45. Xaaaazakop
46. Ezoooosusog
47. Uxaaaaaxaman
48. Ozuuuudugit
49. Ysaaaagrag
50. Eeeechaneek
51. Weeeezanope
52. Aaaaapalas
53. Oooopowalas
54. Ashaaaaaadeyet
55. Aaaaababab
56. Ogoooogoyog
57. Ebooooshimak
58. Voooolemish
59. Odooomivmuk
60. Ezeeeeegushek
61. Zzzzzzzbogig
62. Uzzzzzzanolok
63. Ohooo-ohooo
64. Omooookic
65. Ooooloogaloog
66. Igaaaajidec
67. Ubaaaashardoc
68. Okoooolanoom
69. Loooocatwees
70. Efeeescanik
71. Uhhhhgyug
72. Ummmmmeen
73. Ovooomulnam
74. Izzzzzlopig
75. Edeeeelumug
76. Oodaaaanuguk
77. Yoooodinid
78. Yeeegahyuk
79. Yaaaakwaneek
80. Neeelurrrmunk
81. Aleeeevogog
82. Olooomarag
83. Eeecayyyylik
84. Uhhhhuwakwak
85. Errrrluvluv
86. Arrrreeesilag
87. Aaaashoogik
88. Oooomoovipij
89. Eeevllllimig
90. Ayyyyukog
91. Oyyyhogin
92. Ooooshabosh
93. Eeekiwip
94. Ooozumzum
95. Aaazagzig
96. Eeezoonimp
97. Aaavaaliren
98. Urrrrrkuhrem
99. Ooomurug
100. Oooterag

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