The Failed Careers of Tetragrammatown - or - Failed Careers as Worldbuilding

Failed Careers are great. PC's get a random failed career at character creation along with the items someone of that career would have possessed. It doesn't need to be said that they are wonderful mediums for implied world-building that immediately involve and inform players in and about the world.  

When making failed career tables, I try to keep two things in mind. First, I try not to make the careers so specific that a player cannot immediately grasp the concept, take ownership of or define the career themselves. The world should be implied only. Secondly, making the weapon and item as interesting as possible. To play fast and loose with the definition of 'weapon' and 'item' - something a player wouldn't pick for their character off of an equipment list, something that isn't even on a equipment list. Interesting - as in strangely useful, producing new or odd situations - something that can be used for more than its intended purpose or even providing a narrative, character or adventure hook. You can fit a lot of flavour into [name], [weapon], [item].  

While demographically unsound failed career tables can make for useful encounter tables. I like an exploding-d4 to determine numbers of an encountered career. 

Below is an example failed career list for a place called Tetragrammatown. Read it and you will get a good feel for the setting via failed careers only. 

Failed Careers of Tetragrammatown

Roll a d8 and a d6 (d86) to determine your character's backstory. The format is; [Failed Career/Backstory Name], [Weapon], [Item(s)]

11. Whipping-Boy, whip, a wooden sign listing the ways you've been a naught boy/girl.
12. Trench-Brother, sharpened shovel (as axe), permanently muddy military uniform.
13. Dare-to-Die Duellist, pistol with no bullets, black coat with white 'duel me' painted on it.
14. Riot Police, tear-gas grenade, plastic see-through shield.
15. Reluctant Zealot, cat o' nine tails, prescription rage-juice.
16. Living-Book, tattooing needle, an entire book tattooed onto body.

21. Elf-Hater, elf-basher (as club), 'hate' and 'elfs' tattooed on knuckles.
22. Puddle-Prophet, lead rod, electric pouring crucible.
23. Vehicularist, a pike (to prod people out of your way), a slow and primitive iron car.
24. Amateur Aeronaut, a helmet with a big spike on the top, a heavy wood and canvas gliding-suit.
25. Natural Philosopher, poisonous bug/plant/element (single use), specialist's tools.
26. Gruel-Giver, heavy ladle, keg of gruel (20 rations).

31. Veteran-Brother, beam-rifle in a locked box (no key), a pocketful of medals.
32. Clerical Assassin (official), crucifix with concealed dagger, mitre hat with pistol stitched inside.
33. Clerical Assassin (unofficial), poisoned needle, shabby imitation vestments.
34. Most-Wanted Warlock, pet anaconda, edgy eldritch tattoos.
35. Ratman Exterminator, rat-poison, vicious tunnel dog.
36. Puritan-Procuress, spanking-paddle, trunk of spare puritan clothing.

41. Demon-Fumigator, hand-pump sprayer, holy-water.
42. Arms Smuggler, pocket-rocket, fistful of solid rocket-fuel.
43. Prostitute Gangster, switchblade, fish-net stockings.
44. Old-Town Rioter, bag of bricks, knitted balaclava.
45. Wicked Noble, thumbscrew, flamboyant feather hat.
46. Atomic Fisherman, glowing harpoon, radioactive fish.

51. Paramilitary Goon, percussion cap rifle, camouflage tunic and cap (camouflage gives stealth bonus in matching environment).
52. Political Congregant, swagger stick, a pamphlet listing the benefits of the new ideology you've invented.
53. Industrial Congregant, huge and consecrated spanner (as a mildly holy, two-handed club), sackcloth gasmask.
54. Itinerant Explosives Workman, big shard of shrapnel (as dagger), huge hand-cranked iron bomb that explodes instantly after three cranks.
55. Agrarian Congregant, ploughshare, emergency ploughshare weaponization kit and manual.
56. Book-Burner, single-use spray canister of napalm, slightly singed book (rolled randomly).

61. Scientific Congregant, two vials of unstable chemicals, badly repaired spectacles.
62. Latest Technology Inquisitor, electric cattle prod (target saves Vs paralysis or becomes slowed and loses 1pt of hp), EZ-lite bonfire with portable stake.
63. Authoritarian Thug, heavy hobnail jackboots for stamping, an imposing black uniform.
64. Industrialiser, single-use glue gun, furnace-powered engine (to glue onto something).
65. Morality Play Thespian, false metal god marionette (as flail), black renaissance theatrical costume and morph-suit.
66. Satellite-Botherer, laser pointer, tinfoil hat.

71. Gladiatorial Vampire-Baiter, wooden stake gauntlets, wooden plate armour painted with crucifixes (+3 AC).
72. Penal Legionary, metal-pipe arquebus with 2 shots, black and white striped fatigues.
73. Faerie-Realm Polluter, oil drum full of chemical by-products, map of local fairy rings.
74. Dissolute Paladin, bejewelled knightly longsword, plastic bag full of bottles of laughing gas canisters and naughty printing-press pamphlets.
75. Involuntary Rocket Tester, molten weathervane, exhaust-blackened parachute.
76. Indentured Window-Washer, 100 foot pole, bucket of caustic soaps.

81. Creature-Collector, Cattle prod (target saves vs paralysis or becomes slowed and loses 1pt of hp), vicious and toothsome creature in a small cage strapped to your back.
82. On-the-run Potationist, blinding bath-tub gin, backpack distillery.
83. Puritan-Bothering Pacifist Revolutionary, fruity trombone, book of jokes.
84. Satirist/Polemicist, razor sharp wit (0 damage), head and arms locked in a pillory/stocks.
85. Noir Detective, Colt Detective Special Revolver (d6 bullets), chainmail lined imitation trenchcoat (+2 AC).
86. 'Self-Abusing' Flagellant (get it?), stinging-nettle cat o’ nine tails, creepy adult toy made to a medieval standard.

Meta-Narcotics - Experimental Rules for Extra-Diegetic Drugs in RPGs

Psychoactive drugs alter mental states. The players themselves represent their character’s minds, so logically, drugs must alter the behaviour of the players. 

This is achieved by getting very meta, player-facing, extra-diegetic or even paratextual with the effects and mechanics of the drugs - certainly one of those terms is accurate. In affecting the player in this way we are in essence altering the mind of the player-character in the fiction - creating an effect on the fiction of the game by holding the player themselves to rules, strictures and behaviours that exist outside of the game world. In this post you will find some meta-effects for the three aspects of psychoactive substances most relevant to roleplaying games - what the drug's benefits are, the drug’s side effects and how the drug’s particular high is ended.

The meta-gameplay effects I have listed are far from exhaustive; expand on them, use them to add meta-elements to pre-existing drugs in your campaign world or use the effects to create entirely new and weird meta substances for your players to partake of. All effects were written with standard OSR style games in mind. At the end of this post are rules for gaining addictions and the effects of addiction on a character. Additionally and very importantly, all of these effects are standalone and can be used in any context, be it traps, spells, weird dungeon effects, a monster’s special ability, odd class features - anything.

Tonally and aesthetically, this post appears quite serious, in actuality having players affected by their character’s drug use in ways listed below can be rather humorous. These extra-gameplay effects are not well suited for online play, though I am sure one could create an online variant quite easily. Thanks to Thomas of Everythings the Meta-Magician for suggesting some effects, check out his blog and feel free to suggest more meta-effects you might think of in the comments. 

An important note, the 'you' in the following lists refers to the player acting in the real world, not their character. You (the player) must abide with the narcotic’s effects at all times. In a blurring of the lines between player and character, the player’s character is assumed to be acting strangely in obviously peculiar ways in accordance with the narcotic’s effects and the player's own odd behaviour. 

Creating a Meta-Narcotic:

Creating your own extra-diagetic drug is quite easy. First choose a method by which the high is ended, a beneficial effect and a side-effect. Lists for these effects can be found below in this post. Carefully consider how these effects might interact with each other. Once happy with the three effects, name the drug, give it an addiction rating and provide it with a in-universe description.  For example:

Name: Dodona’s Eye, 1 dram

Description:

Dodona’s Eye, a colossal liquid loop found spinning a great distance into the continent’s core. It’s precious waters once used sparingly, intravitreally imbibed by Hermitian mystics to glimpse the universe’s unseen truths, it has since been devastated by far-travelling camel-riders who caravan the oracular fluid to hedonistic princes of wealthy cities. Imbibers enter fleeting and teary-eyed trances, their bodies becoming numb and ungainly, and through bleary eyes they see strange and terrible, epiphanous dreams.         

Ending the High:

Corneal Reflex: The high ends when you blink or otherwise close your eyes.

Beneficial Effect:

Precognition. You can look at the DM's notes for an unmolested but limited amount of time.

Side Effect:

Gross-Motor Malfunctions. You can only use the fingers on your non-dominant hand (no thumbs) for the duration of the high and must limp using your non-dominant foot when walking.

Addictiveness:

Negligible

(These effects play quite well with each other. The drug will affect a player thusly - the player may look at the DM's notes for as long as they can keep their eyes open while awkwardly paging through the notes using their non-dominant hand)

Ending the High:

Rather than a drug lasting for however many units of in-game time or even a non-diegetic 'session', meta-narcotics only end when certain extra-roleplaying requirements have been fulfilled. These can result in very controlled on uncontrollable durations as well as highs of random or interminable lengths. Once a high ends, that meta-narcotic's benefits and side-effects also end. 

• Corneal Reflex: The high ends when you blink or otherwise close your eyes.
• Tussal Expulsion: When you cough, voluntarily or involuntarily.
• Exhalation: The narcotic lasts for as long as you can hold your breath. 
• Isolation: when you cannot see or hear any other real-world human being. 
• Jubilation: when you laugh.
• Exsanguination: When you put your own blood on your character sheet. 
• Immolation: When your character sheet is exposed to flame.
• Ablution: When you next go to the toilet. 
• Balneotherapy: When you next bathe or shower.
• Klazomania: When you scream or shout.
• Saccharphagy: When you eat sugar.
• Hematophagy: When you taste blood.
• Somesthetic Shock: When you pull out one of your own eyelashes or any other hair. 
• Dilution: When you eat or drink anything.
• Detoxification: When you drink a full glass of drink in one go.
• Insolation: When you are directly exposed to the sun's rays. Not through a window. 
• Perspiration: When you have sweat on your brow. 
• Medication: When you next swallow a pill or otherwise take medicine. 
• Meditative Retreat: You must play as a different character for a session. 
• Precisely Timed Dosage: The high ends at the turn of the next real-world hour. For example, if you make your character take the drug at 10.35 (your time) the drug will affect you for 25 minutes, wearing off precisely at 11.00. The length of time that passes for your character is irrelevant. 
• Number Fixation: You must keep a running total of all your rolls, recording each die roll on your character sheet. When your total reaches a set number the drug wears off. 20-30 times the total of the game system's standard die is recommended, so a total of 400-600 for a d20 system is needed to end the high. 
• Brain Imps: DM writes the name of a reasonably standard monster (such as a creature from the monster manual or a very common monster from the campaign) and keeps it a secret from you but shows the note to all other players. You must guess the creature for the drug to wear off. You can only ask yes or no questions. 
• Focus: When you build a dice tower using all 7 polyhedral dice. 
• Somnolence: When you sleep.

Beneficial Effects:

Why take the drug? Effects guaranteed to be more interesting than +2 strength, -2 wisdom.   

• Precognition: You can look at the DM's notes for an unmolested but limited amount of time or at any point as long as the DM cannot see you doing so. 
• Physical Previsualisation: If you the player perform a comparable act to the one your character is about to perform gain a +4 to that roll. IE jump a distance if you character is about to leap a chasm, lift a heavy object when your character is about to do the same, sufficiently strike a living thing with an implement when your character is about to make an attack, etc.
• Healing Enzymes: Lick your character sheet to heal your character, 1 hp for a little lick, d4 if licking from top to bottom. This works on other's characters sheets (if everyone is ok with that).
• Psycho-Survival Instinct: Avoid character death by ripping your character sheet in half at the moment the DM pronounces your character's death. You have to repair your character sheet manually and your character is out of action until the sheet is repaired. 
• Oracular Superego Scarring: Rip off piece of your character sheet write a question on it, pass the piece to DM. The DM will write an accurate answer on the same piece of character sheet you asked the question on. The bigger the piece the longer/more legible the answer. The DM will not discuss or clarify anything about what they have written.
• Hyperphagic Delectation: heal 1 HP for each and every food item that you consume in real life, so a whole apple, an entire packet of crisps.
• Machine-Elf Communication: DM will send you cryptic messages about the campaign via GIFs, songs and pre-existing memes via your phone or computer. The DM can do this for as long as the drug is in effect, even and especially outside of session time. You cannot directly reference the character or form of these strange messages but can vaguely describe them to your fellow players.
• Confidence Instability: Build a dice tower using a standard set of 7 polyhedral dice, the height of the dice tower +12 is your new armour class. If the tower falls your AC collapses to 5. If your character takes damage the DM knocks your tower over. 
• En Bloc Blackout: Your character can gain experience from sessions you don't attend. Your character will suffer from each and every misfortune and depredation possible in that given session, such as mutating if there is a pool of mutagenic sludge. The DM decides whether to run your PC as a stuporous NPC or just to keep them in the background. The other players should be encouraged to suggest things that could happen but your PC cannot die. 
• Joviality: DM has to get you a beer or a bar of chocolate.
• Psychedelic Mind Tunnel: This effect works on two or more people that take the same batch of drug at the same time, including NPCs. You and your fellow imbibers can send messages to each other's characters (regardless of where the characters are in the game world) if both players completely crawl under the gaming table to talk. If talking to an NPC both you and the DM must crawl under the table.
• Emotional Vampirism*: You must complete an act of emotional-vampiric feeding to gain a +1 to all rolls. The DM selects one of the following feeding behaviours and tells it to you in secret. Once the mission is complete, you will gain your +1 to rolls and the DM will pick another feeding behaviour for you to complete and so on until the high ends. The +1's are cumulative. Here are 20 example feeding behaviours:   
• 1. Make another player yawn.
• 2. Get a player tell you about a dream they had.
• 3. Get another player hit you (playfully or not)
• 4. Have a player insult you.
• 5. Have a player compliment you.
• 6. Make another player groan.
• 7. Have a player ask you if you are crying. 
• 8. Get a specific player to give you 3 high fives. 
• 9. Have a player tell you a joke.
• 10. Purposefully get a quote wrong and have a player correct you. 
• 11. Get a player to finish one of your sentences.  
• 12. Get a player to argue about which way north is.  
• 13. Pretend you have something in your eye and get another player to check. 
• 14. Get a player to attempt to touch their nose with their tongue. 
• 15. Balance several items and have a player knock them over. 
• 16. Make up and repeatedly use a word until a player asks you what it means.  
• 17. Have a player take a selfie with you. they must use their own phone. 
• 18. Pretend to be too weak to perform a everyday task and have another player do it for you.
• 19. Try to get another player to chant something with you. 
• 20. Make up a wild-sounding rule and have another player check the rulebook for it.  
• Distracted Mood Swings: Find a competitive sports match either online or on a television. Preferably taking place concurrently to your gaming sessions. If none can be found the DM will find a random pre-recorded match. You must pick a team/player. Whenever your player/team scores a point/goal/touchdown/strike you gain 50xp and can instantly succeed in any one die roll. If the match concludes before the end of your trip find another competitive sport, whenever the opposing team score lose 50xp. The DM can disallow any sport if it is unsuitable for this extra-gameplay effect.

Side Effects:

All drugs have adverse or inconvenient effects. How do this drug's side-effects manifest? Player's must be wary of their chosen drug’s side-effects, failure to follow them may result in a Psychological Break, the rules for which follow this section of the post.    

• Auditory Hallucinations: You must continue playing with ear or headphones on that are playing sounds/music of the DM's choosing at a comfortable volume. 
• Confusion: Your vision is obscured by the DM, such as having a thin scarf veiled over your eyes.
• Brain-Needling: You must poke a hole in your character sheet for each hit point your character loses.
• Paranoia: You cannot talk to anyone outside of your gaming group during session time. This effect works better if you play in public or semi-public places.
• Yes-Man Syndrome: You must agree with (but not necessarily do) whatever anyone says or asks of you. You cannot suggest alternative ideas or other courses of action.  
• Oppositional Defiance Disorder: You must disagree with whatever anyone says or asks of you. You can only be obstinate and must suggest alternative ideas or other courses of action, even after others may have agreed with a plan you might have suggested. 
• Autophobia: You cannot look directly at your character sheet. It can only be looked at via some medium such as the camera of your phone, a mirror or through the glass of your drink. 
• Gross-Motor Malfunctions: You can only use the fingers on your non-dominant hand (no thumbs) for the duration of the drug and must limp using your non-dominant foot when walking. 
• Nervous Creative Energy: You must be constantly drawing and doodling, your pen or pencil must never leave the paper or stop mark-making. 
• Infantilism. Must play under the table or otherwise on the floor.  
• Depersonalisation: You must leave the room and can only continue play via speaker-phone or by talking loudly. Other players must perform that player’s dice rolls and keep note of changes to their character sheet, ie HP. 
• Heightened Proprioception: You must adopt the general stance of your character. If your character is knocked prone, you must lay down, when the character is standing or crouching the player must do the same. 
• Autocannibalism: Rip off little bits of your character sheet before announcing what your character does or says. 
• Arithmomania: You must pick a number between 1-6, whenever you, the player, see this number all can can do is sit saying the number over and over again until another player removes the number for you. Try not to pick a number on your character sheet, if you pick 1 the 1 in 16 does not count toward your paralysis.
• Histrionic Personality Disorder: You must be the first to answer any question the DM asks.
• Nervous Tic: You must lightly slap your cheek or your head as many times as the number of sides of the dice you are about to roll - d8 = eight slaps. You must slap yourself the correct number of times before every dice roll. A d100 might be too much of a strain for you.
• Obsessive compulsive: You must tap your knuckles on the table as many times as the number of sides of the dice you are about to roll - d10 = 10 slaps. You must slap yourself the correct number of times before every dice roll.
• Hemophobic Hand Washing: You must wash your hands after every combat encounter. 
• Diffidence: You can only talk by whispering into your fellow player's ears. 

Psychological Breaks:

When a narcotic is taken by a player explain the effects of the drug, having the player write the details of the drug on a separate piece of paper. Explain that this piece of paper is used to represent the player character's mental state or brain. Whenever they, the player, break one of the drug's meta-rules or side-effects, tear a rip into the paper. For example, when a Paranoid player talks to someone outside of the group, they will have to add a rip their character's brain. When the paper has been ripped three times a mental break or freak-out occurs and the player’s character loses a level as if level-drained. This penalty is serious and must be for the drug-user, DM and fellow players to willingly follow along with the drug’s effects. 

Meta-Addiction Test

Each type of drug has a different capacity for addictiveness. In keeping with the meta nature of these rules, we won't be making a saving throw to test against addiction but an actual throw. The DM will ask the player to toss a coin into or onto a designated thing from a specific distance. The size of the target and the thrower's distance from said target is determined by the DM based on the drug's addiction rating. Upon being asked to make the throw, the player can make arguments for or against their character's resilience to addiction - high constitution score, good saves, backstory, racial factors such as poison resistance, class abilities, etc. Ultimately the DM decides whether these arguments affect any particular effect on the test - allowing the thrower to move closer, give multiple throws, substituting the target or even the thrower. If the throw is a success, the character has avoided addiction - if the coin misses, the character has become addicted. The same mechanic is used to test for breaking an addiction once a character has become addicted.    

Effects of Addiction:

While addicted to a substance, characters cannot access the experience points that they accumulate while adventuring and they can only ‘unlock’ those points to level up by taking the drug to which they are addicted. Once the character has built up a backlog of XP large enough to level up, they cease accumulating XP until unblock those addiction-trapped points and actually level up. You need to take as many doses of the drug as the level you are trying to attain, these doses do not need to be taken in one go. 

*Most of the Emotional Vampirism feeding behaviours come from the party game Don't Get Got

This concept started life a very long time ago, inspired by James Young's Cleric Rework and was originally going to be about mechanizing different forms of madness. Meta and extra-gameplay features in ttrpgs appeal to me at the moment and may yet provide some more ideas of  reasonable interest. The effects and ideas in this post could be applied to many, many different things.

D10 Forgotten Comicbook Heroes of the Golden and Late Platinum Age

Not all heroes stand the test of time. Many of the adventurers of the Platinum Age and superheroes of the Golden Age have long since passed from collective memory. In this post I will be recalling ten of those forgotten comic book heroes who debuted during the 1930's and 1940's. 

This blog post is a gift, requested by the admirable, prolific and kind Tamás Kisbali of Eldritch Fields. This post is part of the OSR Discord server's annual Secret Santicorn event. Find other things I had made for this event here and for the Easter derivative; Secret Jackalope here. All art for this post was made using the DALL-E AI, excuse any wonkiness.

1. Captain Frankenstein 

First Appearance: December 1938

Last Appearance: September 1943

Original Publisher: American Argonauts

Created By: Robert Crowell

Revived using his great-grandfather's mad science, the highly-decorated war-hero, Captain Jericho Frankenstein, was transformed into a even more efficient killing-machine. Perfectly revivified and with newfound super-strength and endurance, Captain Frankenstein immediately continued in his unending war against the enemies of the America. Captain Frankenstein, who already possessed near superhuman abilities in life, is now impervious to 'automatic high-caliber chain-lighting guns', capable of punching holes through the steel hulls of tanks and performing great bounds across no-man's land.  

The author, Robert Crowell, a veteran of the Great War and who had seen action during the Meuse–Argonne offensive, was in equal parts cynical and excited by the concept of war and his Captain Frankenstein strips reflected this. The strips were full of gruesome death and destruction for both sides of the grim conflict but Captain Frankenstein excitingly and heroically leapt through it all and caused a great deal of it himself.

Captain Frankenstein fought for America against an unnamed enemy army in an unknown but completely wasted country. The Captain Frankenstein comic-strips saw the reanimated war-machine bound across no-mans land to smash death-rays, save POW's and on occasion, fight a robot or specialist-soldier that had been brought to the front to kill him specifically. After America's entry into the Second World War, Captain Frankenstein's foes were revealed to be the Nazis.  

Although this nazi-smashing super-soldier pre-dates Captain America, Captain Frankenstein was ultimately overshadowed by the more popular war-time hero. Ultimately, Captain America's image was clearer, less weird, more patriotic and optimistic. Captain Frankenstein’s author went on to write less outré, but equally grim, military comics and pulp war novels. 

2. Radioactive Skeleton Woman

First Appearance: Late 1938

Last Appearance: Early 1939

Original Publisher: Tales from Zonderland

Created By: Unknown

Published weekly in Utah based 'Tales from Zonderland' the rather uncreatively named Radioactive Skeleton Woman was considered too weird and macabre for the young audience the magazine was targeted towards and was cancelled after about a year. Very few copies of 'Tales from Zonderland' survive so much of Radioactive Skeleton Woman's weekly adventurers have become lost media. From what is available, it appears Radioactive Skeleton Woman has no dialogue nor alter-ego, she comes and goes without explanation and terrifies highly-deserving goons with her appearance or sickens them with her radioactive powers. While the character of Radioactive Skeleton Woman has been long forgotten, her concept and image remain in the collective memory of a few small old mining towns in Utah. These towns have a local legend of a mine-dwelling cryptid woman whose skeleton glows green. 

3. Kid Kolt

First Appearance: April 1949

Last Appearance: January 1951/ February 1951 (as Guy Gun)

Original Publisher: Great Spirit Publishing

Created By: Flynn Whip

Going by no name other than Kid Kolt, this child hero was known for his expert shooting skills and his unerringly deadly aim. Kid Kolt never carries a gun nor starts a fight... but he always gets ahold of the later and ends the former with precisely planned violence. All of Kid Kolt's villains died in their first encounter with the 'bright young lad' and the child hero's body count was enormous after just a few issues.

Kid Kolt saw good initial popularity, but the financially struggling and ever litigious Colt's Manufacturing Company filed lawsuits against Great Spirit Publishing as they felt Kid Kolt character infringed on their brand. In response, Great Spirit ceased publication of Kid Kolt tales but returned the character the following year as the rebranded 'Guy Gun'. The readership however, had moved onto other characters and Flynn Whip had lost interest in writing the character.   

4. Solar Andromeda 

First Appearance: December 1939

Last Appearance: March 1941

Original Publisher: Kinnock Press

Created By: Walter Kinnock

Utterly cosmic and undefeatable, Solar Andromeda possesses near infinite power and knowledge as a result of his study and subsequent mastery of the 'Seventeen Solar Sciences'. Solar Andromeda uses his limitless powers largely to fight bootleggers, interplanetary racketeers, corrupt space-cops, judges and mad scientists. Solar Andromeda's justice is notoriously biblical in scale and Old Testament in its severity. Among many cruel and zany acts of retribution; Solar Andromeda has blotted out suns, knocked unworthy planets from their orbits, turned the air around his foes to acid and his made his opponent's skeletons leap from their bodies and dance about while their still living owners watched in abject horror. Solar Andromeda was published monthly at Walter Kinnock's own expense until he was arrested for assaulting a woman he was attempting to court.  

5. Twenty-First-Century El Cid - Knight of 2009

First Appearance: January 1939

Last Appearance: November 1942

Original Publisher: Griff James

Created By: Cosmopolis Co.

Set in the far future of 2009, police captain Jed Johson is about to do final battle with the dreaded gangster and racketeer - Bullet Devilman. Knowing he cannot defeat the heroic Jed in a straight battle Devilman shoots the police captain with a plutonium-tipped dart. The dying police captain, with his final breath, demands his men place him on his police battle-cycle so he can lead them one last time against Devilman's gang. The Captain's motorcycle-bound body led the charge against Bullet Devilman's army of racketeering goons and with his body seemingly immune to their radium rattle-rifles, the cowardly mobsters are soundly defeated by the city's police force - all but the nefarious Bullet Devilman, who escapes. 

In the second issue, while the City of 2009 mourn's the loss of their best police captain, the spirit of Jed is welcomed by his ancestor (none other than Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar, the original El Cid himself) into 'Valhalla'. El Cid bequeaths Johnson his powers and sends him back to 2009 as the new El Cid - an immortal knight for the 21st century. El Cid of 2009 continued to fight against the criminal empire of Bullet Devilman and other villains until his author, Griff James, drowned during training after being drafted into the US Navy. 

6. The Monkey's Bite

First Appearance: November 1949

Last Appearance: December 1949

Original Publisher: Zing Weekly

Created By: Jim 'The Duck' Langley

After being poisoned by communist agents (for displaying too much 'American beauty') while holidaying with her boyfriend in West Texas, a dying Shelley Adams stumbles across a ruined Aztec shrine to an ancient monkey god. 'Montoko the Monkey-God' saves Shelley and transforms her into his champion; The Monkey's Bite. As The Monkey's Bite, Shelley Adams is an agile, cat-burgling vigilante who occasionally displays mystics powers as and when the story demands. Shelley tries to balance battling communists and criminals with spending time with her boyfriend, the eminently handsome and dreamy Mike, to whom Shelley tries hard to conceal her monkey-like behaviours. 

The Monkey's Bite, was intended to appeal to female readers, but with the heroine dressing and acting like a monkey, Zing Weekly was unsuccessful in this goal and the comic was soon cancelled. 

7. Lady Svengali 

First Appearance: October 1936

Last Appearance: October 1937

Original Publisher: Intriguing Tales Nightly

Created By: Vincent Mellinger

A complete vamp, Lady Svengali is an aristocratic spy with hypnotic powers and the occasional high-tech gadget. Lady Svengali was an extremely early comics anti-heroine - a seductive sleuth who came to match her wits and wiles with gentlemen-thieves, gangsters, foreign agents, cruel aristocrats and mad scientists. She had a small and dedicated fanbase but ultimately her stories were considered too sultry by mainstream audiences and even pornographic by some. Magazine distributors soon began removing copies of Intriguing Tales Nightly from shelves and selling them in brown paper envelopes to those that asked for the publication by name. Lady Svengali is a favourite of many early superhero scholars; experts consider her character an underrated outlier, well ahead of her time. 

8. The Scarlet Smog

First Appearance: January 1938

Last Appearance: December 1939

Original Publisher: Deluxe Publications

Created By: Algy Smith

The Scarlet Smog was a scientist who had invented 'smog pills' - a form of medication that when swallowed (or sometimes even thrown) gifted him vague smog based powers. Rather inaptly, his smog is not scarlet, so his moniker must be based solely on his striking crimson suit, skullcap and goggles. The concept was not picked up by readers and in annoyance, Algy Smith killed off The Scarlett Smog in what became his final issue. 'The Death of The Scarlet Smog' is considered the best story of the run and is full of doom, dread and pathos. 

 

9. The Transistor Twins 

First Appearance: July 1946

Last Appearance: September 1946

Original Publisher: Wisconsin Electronics Monthly

Created By: Terrence Blister

The Transistor Twins were two identical heroes named after the exciting upcoming peice of technology - The Transistor! The twin sisters exhibited a range of scientific powers such as 'television waves' that allow them to see distant locations or 'trans-conductive travel' that allowed them to travel through metal wiring. In their single, unfinished story they saved some local children from bullies and it is implied they come from another world. 

The comic strips were seen as a strange addition to Wisconsin Electronics Monthly, and quickly removed. Readers hadn't even learnt the twin's names or how to tell them apart. 

10. Witch-Buster

First Appearance: May 1933

Last Appearance: October 1938

Original Publisher: Black Cloak Comics

Created By: Howard J. Winters

Witch-Buster busts witches and the crooks they do business with. Don't let this erudite, pipe-smoking fellow's manners deceive you - he is a master of hand-to-hand combat and occult extermination. Witch-Buster possesses a grappling-hook gun, pocket-sized fire bombs and a variety of potions, occult charms and holy symbols. Witch-Buster's origins are mysterious and his identity unknown, maybe he doesn't have one. 

In Witch-Buster's long, pulpy run of stories he fought a host of occult and paranormal foes including werewolves, satanists, voodoo zombies and even some rather bootleg pseudo-lovecraftian entities. Witch-Buster's reputation among his paranormal enemies is so fearsome that on one occasion a demon slew their own conjurer and unsummoned themselves rather than face him. The character of Witch-Buster continued to feature in private short stories until the author's death in the 1960's.  

All Unused Art:

Captain Frankenstein 

El Cid of 2009

The Monkey's Bite 

Radioactive Skeleton Woman 

The Transistor-Twins